Unsavory Memo

Unsavory Memo

Vegetarianism wasn’t skinny, and once she wrote this:

“I wouldn’t call myself a connoisseur of anything in particular, though the thought does occur to me that maybe I can be picky. I hope to have the thing to eat and drink that is uniquely right for the time and place that I am eating or drinking that thing.
Therefore, I’m a little chunky. I mean, most often something delicious is called for, and delicious is fat. Of course, the problem is the fart residual, the amount of fat that is stored in the body.”

Veganism broke up with her when she put it on the fridge, mainly because the phrase “fart residual” both baffled and saddened her.